Xenomorphs are fierce, instinctual hunters, sure, but they’re not exactly solving engineering problems. The irony here? It’s the Predators, the ones who unleashed them across the galaxy, who really take the cake. There’s enough metaphor in that to keep us going for hours.

Meanwhile, NVIDIA's bubble is deflating—not just in terms of stock. AI is useful, but since when has humanity been driven purely by utility? What really matters can’t be measured. Those deeper truths are best saved for nights filled with wine, cheese, and philosophical debates.

As for synthetic data—it's like synthetic meat. Yes, you can make it, but at four times the cost. Who's excited to pay $100 for a burger? (And no, please don’t ask a commercial pilot about that burger.) In the end, what’s more dangerous than AI itself is all the hype swirling around it.